FREE Mistery Gift
FREE Mistery Gift
🎉 Made for the guy who commits
😂 Built for parties, pranks & Christmas
📸 Certified photo-op magnet
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Shipping & Processing Time
Shipping & Processing Time
Orders are processed within 2–3 business days.
Delivery: 6–12 business days after processing.
You'll get a tracking number by email as soon as your order ships.
Free shipping on all US orders.
The Details
The Details
- All-over print, front and back, no cheap iron-on patches
- Soft brushed knit, unisex relaxed fit
- Machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low
- Runs small, order one size up
- Free shipping · 30-day returns
Enjoy 38% Off
Enjoy 38% Off
This exclusive discount is available for a limited time only. Don't miss out, shop now and take advantage of this special offer before it expires!

Sizing Chart
| Size | Fits your chest | Garment chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 32-35" | 37.8-41.7" / 96-106 cm |
| M | 34-37" | 39.4-43.3" / 100-110 cm |
| L | 36-39" | 40.9-44.9" / 104-114 cm |
| XL | 38-41" | 42.5-46.5" / 108-118 cm |
| 2XL | 40-43" | 44.1-48.0" / 112-122 cm |
| 3XL | 42-45" | 45.7-49.6" / 116-126 cm |
⚠️ These run small — we recommend ordering ONE SIZE UP from your usual size. Between two sizes? Size up. They're meant to be worn relaxed.
Nobody Talks To You Normally Again 👀
You walk in. Conversations stop. Someone chokes on their drink. Three people ask for a photo before you've taken your coat off. That's the whole product, honestly.
It's An Actual Sweater 🧶
Not a plastic costume. Not a cheap iron on patch that peels in the wash. Real knit, soft on the inside, printed edge to edge, front, back and sleeves. Warm enough that you'll forget you're wearing a joke.
FAQ'S
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Go one size up from your usual if you're between two, or want it roomy. The size chart above has a "fits your chest" column, measure yourself once and match it. Most people land where they expect.
Is it itchy?
Is it itchy?
No. It's a soft brushed knit, not the scratchy acrylic your aunt gave you in 2009. You can wear it over a t-shirt or straight on skin and still last the whole party.
Will the print peel off in the wash?
Will the print peel off in the wash?
It won't. The design is printed into the fabric across the whole garment, not stuck on as a patch. Wash it cold and inside out and it'll look the same next December.
What if it arrives damaged?
What if it arrives damaged?
Send us a photo within 48 hours of delivery and we'll ship a replacement free, no return needed. If something's wrong with your order, we fix it.